Sorry, guys, I couldn't resist. I'm feeling a bit perverted today at lunch. Borrowing Bungle's concept, I meshed my asciiporn with Normand's artwork. The result is truly amazing. My apologies to the unwilling participants. 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Greg Banerian ============================================================================ THE OPINIONS ABOVE ARE WHOLLY MY OWN AND THOSE OF ANY SANE, INTELLIGENT PERSON, BUT ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY EMPLOYER, NOR SHOULD THEY BE CONSTRUED AS SUCH. ============================================================================ Path: solid.theo-physik.uni-kiel.de!uniol!zib-berlin.de!xlink.net!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!spool.mu.edu!sdd.hp.com!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!convex!news.onramp.net!news.sprintlink.net!sashimi.wwa.com!gagme.wwa.com!not-for-mail From: colinc@comm.mot.com (Colin Chisholm) Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii,alt.ascii-art Subject: Line: bicycles, triathletes, runners, swimmers Date: 24 Jun 1994 17:59:40 -0500 Organization: MOTOROLA Land Mobile Products Sector Lines: 203 Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Approved: boba@gagme.wwa.com Message-ID: <2ufogs$5sr@gagme.wwa.com> References: <2ua2cg$1bh@gagme.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com Keywords: bicycles, triathletes, runners, swimmers Xref: solid.theo-physik.uni-kiel.de rec.arts.ascii:360 alt.ascii-art:293 In article <2ua2cg$1bh@gagme.wwa.com> sjerdman@cs.hh.ab.com writes: > >I am searching for any ascii art of bicycles, bicyclists, triathletes, runners, >and swimmers. > >If you're on the alt. group, please email them to me! > >Sincerely, >Scott > >--- >============================================================================== >= __o Scott J. Erdman Allen-Bradley Company = >= _'\<,_ sjerdman@pulsar.cs.hh.ab.com 747 Alpha Drive = >= \(_)/_(_)/ o erdmans@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com Highland Heights, OH 44143 = >= _ \ / <|\ ce011@cleveland.freenet.edu voice (216)646-3698 = >=___\o_ \ / _\ fax (216)646-4343 = >=~~~~~~ \ / "Just Tri It!" = >============================================================================== > > > I've saved a bunch of bike art (mostly from .sigs of rec.bicycles.* articles). Enjoy. Regards, __o o__ _ \<_ _>/ _ -Colin Chisholm (_)/(_) (_)\(_) --- __ o __~o __ o ---- _`\<, _`\<, _`\<, --- ( )/( ) ( )/( ) ( )/( ) ##### ####### # ### # # # # # # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # __o # # # # # # # # _ \<_ # # # # # # # ## (_)/(_) ##### ####### ####### ### # # ################### __@ __@ _-\<,-\<, (*)/---/(*) _ ___ ( |____| _ /\ |\ _ / / \ _| \ \ ( * ) \/_|__* ) \_/ _/ \_/ o/ ___o ___o ___o ___o | _'\ <_ _'\ <_ _'\ <_ _'\ <_ _'\ _ (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) __._. __.. 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Date: 24 Jun 1994 18:00:05 -0500 Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs Lines: 27 Sender: boba@gagme.wwa.com Approved: boba@gagme.wwa.com Message-ID: <2ufohl$5t8@gagme.wwa.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: gagme.wwa.com Xref: solid.theo-physik.uni-kiel.de rec.arts.ascii:361 alt.ascii-art:294 Sorry - just a test... But here's some ascii anyway from soon to be released Small Ascii Pics (52)! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW /''` WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW / oo WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP'dP'dWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW \ > WWWWWW"VWWWb """'.o.. .dWWWWWWWWWWWWP~~""_{WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW \_= WWWWWWb """""""w. jWWWWWWWP" ,.--"' .wWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWbWWWWF"""""` WWWWWWP" .-" {WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ///\ WWWWWWWWWWWWLLWP jWWWWP" .wwWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWW ||oo WWWWW`W`W`WWWW' jWWW' {WWWWWWWWWWP `VWWWWWW || ' WWWWWW, dWWWW' jWWWW .wwWWP".w."WWP.WWWWWWWW ||-v WWWWWW' VWWWW VWW' _{WWWW( WWWW. 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'' ,.:::::::::: ///\ :::::,::: :: `'''' .:::::::::::: ||oo :::::::::: ..,::::::::::::: || > ::::::::::: . ..:. `::::::::::::::::::::: \_- :::::::::::: :: .: :::::::: :::::::. `:::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::' .::::::::::::. .:::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: /''' :::::::::::::'.::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::' :::::::::::::: c oo :::::::'.....:.. ::::::::'......:. :::::::::'....::.`:::::::::::: ` > ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: `'` ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Collin Richard Kirk Forbes Path: solid.theo-physik.uni-kiel.de!uniol!aix11.hrz.uni-oldenburg.de!newsserver.rrzn.uni-hannover.de!rz.uni-hildesheim.de!zib-berlin.de!xlink.net!howland.reston.ans.net!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!waikato!comp.vuw.ac.nz!canterbury.ac.nz!equinox.gen.nz!equinox!Colin_Douthwaite Subject: Re: Someone wanted Irish material Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,rec.humor Followup-To: alt.ascii-art,rec.humor References: X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL3] From: Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) Message-ID: Date: Sun, 26 Jun 94 07:36:54 +1200 Organization: Equinox Networks Lines: 120 Xref: solid.theo-physik.uni-kiel.de alt.ascii-art:297 rec.humor:40636 Todd D. Hale (thale@novell.com) wrote: : Colin_Douthwaite@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes: : > __________________________________________________________________ : >[ ___________________________________ ______________________ ] : >[ ! ---- VHS ------------------------ ! ! ------- ----- ! ] : >[ |___________________________________! | 22-6-94 20:08^ | ] : >[ ___________________________________ |_____________________| ] : >[ ! /\ | :: | << | >> | > | o | -- ! o o o o o ] : >[ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ''''''''''''''''''''''' ] : >[ [ Made in Ireland ] ] : >[__________________________________________________________________] : > !______! !______! : > [ Diddled from a picture originally made by Bob Allison ] : >IRISH VIDEO RECORDER : >It records all the programmes you don't want to see, and plays them : >back whilst you're out. : __________________________________________________________________ : [ ___________________________________ ______________________ ] : [ ! ---- VHS ------------------------ ! ! ------ \ | | / ! ] : [ |___________________________________! | 8-8-88 - 12:00 - | ] : [ ___________________________________ |___________/ | | \___| ] : [ ! /\ | :: | << | >> | > | o | -- ! o o o o o ] : [ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ''''''''''''''''''''''' ] : [ [ Made in Japan ] ] : [__________________________________________________________________] : !______! !______! : AMERICAN VIDEO RECORDER : Now it looks more like MY VCR--endlessly flashing 12:00, 12:00, 12:00.... : No matter how many times my electricity goes out or the kids pull the : plug, I have to find the instruction book to set the time (after several : days of the obnoxious flash). Even then, it STILL aint easy! ________.--------------.________ / \ | ON [== ] OFF | | __ __ __ __ __ | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | | [__] [__] [__] [__] [__] | |________________________________| | | | CHANNEL PROGRAM DISPLAY | | ____________________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____________________________| | | POWER EJECT LCD TRANS | | _____ ___ ___ ____ | | [_____] [_!_] [___] [____] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ____ | | [__] [_1_] [_2_] [_3_] [____] | | __ ___ ___ ___ CLEAR | | [__] [_4_] [_5_] [_6_] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [_7_] [_8_] [_9_] [_<_] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [_O_] [_v_] [_^_] [_>_] | |--------------------------------| | -REC PAUSE STOP FAST | | ___ ___ ______ ___ | | [___] [___] [______] [___] | | | | REW PLAY FF | | ___ ______ ___ | | [_<_] [__>>__] [___] | | | | | | (--) -- SPEED SEARCH -- (++) | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | __ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | [__] [___] [___] [___] [___] | | | -cfbd- | | \______________________________/ What you need is one of these simple little remote controllers. Now...to reset your time is real easy ! All you do is : Switch on the TV to the video channel. Press the bottom RH corner button to get the program display on screen. Select the Language you want to use ( probably ENGLISH ) Use the UP arrow buttons on the remote to go to the very top line and then set the year, month, date and time in hours and minutes using the 24 hour time format. When all is correct press the bottom RH corner button again to activate the time clock. You are now in business until the next time someone pulls the plug. Now if you want to know how to use the LCD CHANNEL PROGRAM DISPLAY on the Remote - I'll just have to go away and check the Manual, I shouldn't be long...... Time Out NO CARRIER